A lawyer who works in Texas gets a call about an emergency which
requires him to immediately fly out of the state for a short period of
time. He doesn't even have enough time to pack, so he calls home to
tell his wife about the trip.
The maid answers the call, but is quite hesitant about putting his wife
on the phone. After quite a bit of interrogation, she admits that the
wife is upstairs in bed with the mailman! The lawyer is furious, and
wants to rush right home, but of course there is this emergency he must
take care of. So instead, he tells the maid to go get the gun from the
desk drawer and kill both his wife and the mailman.
The maid protests, but the lawyer explains that under Texas law it is
legal to kill your adulterous spouse and his/her lover. Using his
silver tongue, he finally convinces the maid to do it, offering a hefty
bonus as a reward. She puts down the phone, and soon the lawyer hears
the sound of two gun shots, a scream, a dozen or so loud thumps, and
finally, two splashes.
The maid comes back to the phone. The lawyer asks, "Did you kill them?"
"Yes," she replies.
The lawyer questions her again, "What did you do with the bodies?"
"I threw them in the pool," she responds.
There is a brief pause from the lawyer. He asks her, "Did you say the pool?"
"Yes! I threw them in the pool!" she says.
"Uh, is this 555-8234?"
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