Redneck Divorce: Get out of the truck, Bitch!
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These are things that will either get ya either divorced or killed in
Texas. Remember, the "He needed killin" defense is valid here!
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Drinkin the last beer
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Stealin the truck
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Stealin the horse
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Turning yer dawg against ya
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Smokin the last cig
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Throwing out your favorite pair of boots
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Takin the last pinch of Cope.
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Texas women know everybody's first name:
Honey
Darlin'
Sugah
Dear
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FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your drunk naked ass is taking a piss in the bushes.
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FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them all about the fat chick you tried to pick up.
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If you would like to see my schedule, please visit my calendar page on my website at: http://dallas4u.rare-playmate.com/
Thank you, Dallas--Texas girl gone WILD!!!!
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