DRIVING THROUGH ALABAMA

Two guys are driving through Alabama when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up, taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window, and the trooper smacks him in the head with the stick!

Driver: "WhyâeTMd you do that?

Trooper: "YouâeTMre in Alabama, son. When I pull you over, youâeTMll have your license ready."

Driver: "IâeTMm sorry, officer, IâeTMm not from around here."

The trooper runs a check on the guyâeTMs license, and heâeTMs clean. He gives the guy his license back and walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls his window down, and the trooper smacks him with the nightstick!

Passenger: "WhatâeTMd you do that for?"

Trooper: "Just making your wishes come true."

Passenger: "Huh?"

Trooper: "I know that two miles down the road youâeTMre gonna say, I wish that mother f#uc@&% wouldâeTMve tried that sh%i# with me."

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HOUSTON Feb 3{all day}