A road-wary old biker walks into a saloon to have a cold beer after a long,
dusty ride. At the end of the bar, he sees a rather good-looking "lady of
the evening". She smiles at him and asks if he's looking for a good time.
Well, having been some time since his last snarlin' he accepts. After
agreeing on a price, she escorts him up to her room and they start humpin'.
After about 10 minutes of furious banging the old biker asks:
"So babe, how am I doin'?"
She replies:
"You're doin' 3 "knots".
"3 knots?.... What's that mean?" replies the biker.
She said:
"You're NOT hard, you're NOT in and
you're NOT getting your money back!"
-Axeman
There were two guys riding motorcycles on a windy afternoon.
One of the guys was complaining because the cold air was blowing into
his shirt. His buddy told him to turn his jacket around, so
that the collar of the jacket would be at his neck. That way no air
could get into his shirt. So that is what he did.
After riding for a while the two men came up on a curve. They were going too
fast and they crashed. Witnesses called 911 and rushed to the motorcyclists
aid.
When the police arrived, they were doing a report. The police asked a witness
if both of the men were deceased when they got to the scene.
"No" the man replied, "The one man was still alive, but by the time we got
his head turned around to where it was supposed to be, he was dead!
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