What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
A 50-foot cock that wants to reach out and touch somebody. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mystery Orange Penis Man goes to the doctor, "Doctor, my penis is orange. What can I do about it?"
Doctor
scratches his head, says "I've never seen anything like it. Take these
pills and come back in a week and see if there are any changes."
The guy comes back in a week, his dick is still orange.
Doctor says, "Let's see if we can figure out what is causing this. Tell me about your life-style."
Guy says "I'm single, live alone, just a normal type."
Doctor: "How do you spend your evenings?"
"I like to watch porno videos and eat Cheetos. Why?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ tongue tied--
For five consecutive nights, the regular at the bar witnessed a repeated phenomenon:
Attractive girls, alone or in groups of two or three, would
wander in and soon be picked up by a funny looking customer sitting in a corner booth.
"I can't understand it," the man grumbled to the bartender after the sixth such incident. "I don't see how that guy does it"
"Me either, Mac" said the sympathetic barkeep.
"I've been watching him for weeks. He's certainly not handsome, he's a lousy dresser and he hardly ever says a word.
In fact, he just sits there, licking his eyebrows."
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