A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous
so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. "Do
you know how they make these gloves?" he asked. "No, I don't." "Well,"
he spoofed, "there's a building in Mexico with a big tank of latex and
workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let
them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the
right size."
She didn't crack a smile. "Oh, well. I tried," he
thought. But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the
procedure, she burst out laughing. "What's so funny?" he asked. "I was
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