A little farm boy was walking to the school bus one morning when
he began kicking farm animals. First he kicked a pig. Then he kicked a
chicken. Lastly he kicked a cow. His mother,watching from the kitchen
window decided she would handle the situation after he returned from
school.
When he comes home from school, his mother confronts him and says "I
seen you this morning kicking those farm animals. since you kicked a
pig you get no pork products for a week. Since you kicked a chicken you
get no eggs for a weeek. Since you kicked a cow, you get no beef
products for a week. Now go wait for your father and tell him what you
have done. "
The young boy goes and waits for his father. When his father comes home
from a long day of work he is so mad he kicks the cat across the front
yard.
The boy looks to his mother and says, "You wanna tell him no pussy or do you want me to?"
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