A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine."
The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.
The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room."
She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that.
The cowboy said, "Tell him youÃf¢eTMre working overtime and I'll pay you the difference."
She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you."
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A man had just bought a new convertible, and he decided to take it on the highway to see what it could do. The sun was shining, the breeze was blowing, and it was a beautiful day. The man opened up the throttle and soon saw 80 mph. He increased his speed to 90 mph. Then he saw flashing blue lights in his rear-view mirror. "There's no way he can catch me," the man said to himself. He floored the throttle, and the car increased speed to 100, 110, 120, 130, 140, 150 mph! "What am I doing?" the man thought to himself. He slowed down and pulled to the side of the road. The policeman pulled up behind him and walked to his window. "I've had a long day and I don't feel like doing more paperwork," the cop said. "If you can give me an excuse I haven't heard before, you're free to go." "Last week, my wife ran off with a cop," said the man. "I was afraid you were trying to give her back!" "Have a nice day," said the officer ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ã, Moth Exterminator
A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company.
One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.
"Quick," said the woman to her lover, "into the closet!"
She bundled him in the closet stark naked. The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet.
"Who are you?" he asked him.
"I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone," said the exterminator.
"What are you doing in there?" the husband asked.
"I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths," the man replied.
"And where are your clothes?" asked the husband.
The man looked down at himself and said, "Those little bastards." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If you would like to see my schedule, please visit my calendar page on my website at: http://dallas4u.rare-playmate.com/
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